Why is it hard to be married to the Peril?

Because when the Peril is your husband, even when he’s trying to compliment you, things can get…well, let’s say unorthodox.

[SCENE: Helen and Kai are talking to each other near where the Peril is working, and the Peril decides an observation needs to be made.]

PERIL: Kai, you do realize, I hope, that your mother is one of the cutest women alive?

[Kai laughs, Helen rolls her eyes, and then something undeniably true occurs to the Peril]

PERIL: And as a matter of fact, she’s cuter than most of the dead ones, too…

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