Heard in the elevator

SCENE: an almost-full elevator loading up on the ground floor at the beginning of the working day. The last two persons to get on the elevator are two young gentlemen, the first of whom is in bicycling gear, clearly fresh from his exertions. They step on and turn around to face the elevator door. Up goes the elevator, and as it is reaching the floor on which they work, the non-bike rider looks over his shoulder at the bike rider and says with a grin…

“Oh, that’s YOU — here I was about to file a sexual harassment claim; all I knew was that somebody was standing right behind me breathing heavily.”


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