I like Siri

Here is the text message I meant to send earlier this morning:

“Based on the voluntary evacuation zones it looks like Ft Bend County officials expect the Brazos to flood a swath anywhere from seven to ten miles wide on its way through our county.”

Here is what Siri actually sent:

“Based on the voluntary evacuation zones it looks like Ft Bend County officials expect the Brazos to flood ex-wife anywhere from seven to ten miles wide on its way through our county.”

And you thought your ex-wife was plus-size…